Local Man Secretly Rocking Out To Foreigner

Unconfirmed reports have begun to surface that local man James Sherrington has, despite maintaining a calm and composed exterior, been secretly rocking out to Foreigner for some time now. Sherrington, normally a shy and reserved man, is not commonly open about his musical taste, which may account for the introspective nature of his rocking. “I thought something was up with Jim today,” said one of Mr. Sherrington’s colleagues. “I asked him if he’d heard much about that swine flu thing, and he said he had a fever of 103. I hope he gets that checked out.”

Whilst several nearby observers were initially unaware of the severity of Mr. Sherrington’s internal rocking, certain telltale signs began to emerge, such as the rhythmic drumming of his right hand on his leg, modest attempts at air guitar with his left hand and occasional falsetto screams of “Jukebox Hero!” without cause or context.