Tragic Loss Of Farrah Fawcett In Oh Wait Never Mind Michael Jackson’s Dead

After a long battle with cancer, actress and model Farrah Fawcett passed away today at the age of 62, leaving behind a legacy of oh shit Michael Jackson died! Man, this sucks! No, can’t be happening. He’s the King of Pop, he can’t be gone. I’m sure it’s all some mistake.

Fawcett was most famously known for her role in the show Charlie’s Angels, as well as her provocative and controversial no way, I can’t handle this. I mean, I know he had health problems and he wasn’t that young, but it’s Michael fucking Jackson! The man behind Thriller, Beat It and Smooth Criminal is gone. How do we go on in a world without Michael Jackson?

Fawcett is survived by her partner Ryan O’Neal and their son, Redmond. “She’s in a better place now,” O’Neal said. “I only hope that she finds some peace and… what? Michael Jackson? Seriously? Jesus, can this day get any worse?” O’Neal then began to listen to a Jackson 5 record and weep quietly.