Since being traded to the Cleveland Cavaliers in June, star player Shaquille O’Neal has reportedly been perfecting what he calls the ‘Voltron defense,’ which appears to consist of O’Neal standing on the shoulders of Anderson Varejão and Delonte West while swinging LeBron James towards the basket. “You see, LeBron is like the red lion and the ball is like the sword,” the four-time NBA champion told a press conference of confused reporters. “And as you can see on this diagram, I’ll form the head.” News of O’Neal’s progressive strategy comes shortly after Kobe Bryant’s announcement that he has developed a new type of dunk inspired by Robotech.
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