FDA Approves Some Really Good Shit

The Food & Drug Administration this week approved the sale and distribution of some really good shit, to be made available over the counter without prescription. According to a statement released by the FDA, the aforementioned shit is "the good stuff man, none of that fake cut-up shit." This was further emphasised at a press conference by an FDA representative, who stressed, "this is some primo shit, we wouldn't dick you around."

Approval of the seriously wicked shit has been met with strong criticism by family groups, many of whom allegedly haven't even like, smoked a cigarette or anything, and probably need to just chill the fuck out.