Recently Worn Shirt Still Good

Earlier this morning, in an emergency response to his current laundry crisis, local man Jerry Crenshaw decided that a used shirt towards the top of the pile was fine to be worn in public again. Using various judgment criteria such as odour, crease density and whether anyone at work saw him wear it on the weekend, Crenshaw donned the blue cotton button-down and proceeded to spray extra deodorant on the outside of his shirt as a precautionary measure.

Despite the initial success of his garment gambit, Crenshaw's brash decisions have drawn criticism from outside observers. "Whilst he has demonstrated that he's capable of making snap decisions under pressure, Jerry needs to implement a more long-term solution for apparel rotation," said his roommate Chad. "Without a clear strategy for withdrawal of that huge pile of clothes in his room, he's just going to get mired in an unwinnable situation. Plus he really needs to wash his hair sometime."