Fraser: "Whitlam Doesn't Have The Balls To Quit Labor"

After the recent revelation of Malcolm Fraser's decision to quit the Liberal Party, the former PM has issued a challenge to his old political foe, Gough Whitlam, to follow suit, making repeated claims that his predecessor in office doesn't have the balls to follow through. "The Rudd government doesn't embody the Labor spirit by any stretch of the imagination, Mr. Whitlam, but are you gonna nut up and tell them?" Mr Fraser asked at a recent press conference. "It takes a real set of brass ones to walk away from a party you've loved. I've done it - c'mon Gough, where's your cajones? Where's your chutzpah?" Fraser's comments echo a section of his recent memoirs, in which he spends a full chapter hypothesising about the relative dimensions of both his and Whitlam's testicles.